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Topic: Not saying that women are bad drivers...
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JJoker |
posted 12-04-2001 01:40 AM PT (US) JJoker | " target=_new>
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but with recent experiences on the road... this sorta hits home for me...----------------------------------------
With the introduction of new drive-thru cash machines, here's a users guide for both men and women:
Male Procedure:
* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Wind up window
* Drive off
Female Procedure:
* Drive up to cash machine
* Reverse back 1 foot to align window to machine
* Stall engine
* Wind down window
* Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card
* Check make-up in rear view mirror
* Attempt to insert card into machine
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to machine
* Insert card
* Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN
written on inside
* Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
* Retrieve cash and receipt
* Locate purse and place cash inside
* Locate cheque book to file receipt
* Check make-up again
* Drive forward for 2 feet
* Reverse back to cash machine
* Retrieve card
* Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot
* Recheck make-up
* Restart engine and pull off
* Drive for 3 miles
* Release hand brake
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Gladrial
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posted 12-04-2001 08:32 AM PT (US)
Sheesh, LMAO. I deny the charges. |
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Sweet Pea
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posted 12-14-2001 06:19 PM PT (US)
Ok JJ I resent that.....LMFAO
Some of us women are not that damn bad...lol
Ok baby... when you get here your on your own....ROFL
There are some of us that have our card ready and have the pin memorized... of course I am one of those drivers that like to get a lil to close to the machine and end up hitting something... ROFLMFAO
BUT I plea the FIFTH |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-14-2001 07:45 PM PT (US)
You tell him Sweet Pea! |
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Sweet Pea
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posted 12-14-2001 11:59 PM PT (US)
I am happy to see us females can stick together Gladrial...lol
JJ is just putting his foot in his mouth and wait til I tell his momma.... hehe |
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Ouroboros
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posted 12-15-2001 12:32 AM PT (US)
I love the "Drive for three miles; Release hand brake" part.:-) |
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JJoker
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posted 12-15-2001 11:25 PM PT (US)
the driving forward then reversing to retrieve card is great too...and I still stand by everything I said... :-P |
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Gemini2
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posted 12-16-2001 12:48 AM PT (US)
You know, that is true. I am the exception though..I just do my stuff and go! :D |
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Ouroboros
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posted 12-16-2001 03:24 AM PT (US)
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Originally posted by Gemini2:
You know, that is true. I am the exception though..I just do my stuff and go! :D
Women! Don't ya know that we want ya ta stay and cuddle??? Sheesh! ;-) |
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Sweet Pea
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posted 12-16-2001 08:31 AM PT (US)
JJ Im telling MOM!!!!!!
I agree with ya Gemini... I pull up, whip that bad boy out, slide it in the slot, do my business, take my money and awayyyyyyyy I go...lol
Oh Ouro since when did you want to cuddle big daddy? LoL
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Gladrial
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posted 12-17-2001 10:57 AM PT (US)
Hey how did you know he was "big daddy"? hahahahahahaha *wink* |
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Sweet Pea
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posted 12-17-2001 06:53 PM PT (US)
*bats her eyes*
Uhm... uh.... JJ TOLD ME!!!!!
LoL
*sticks her tongue out at JJ* |
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Ouroboros
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posted 12-17-2001 07:22 PM PT (US)
Well...Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-18-2001 07:19 AM PT (US)
He just changed the subject didn't he?
So If we go slow at the ATM while nude ,no one minds then? But it could still be a women behind you in line, not caring about your perky boobies. tee hee
Seriously ,though on this topic ,I am am the speed demon at the ATM. (usually cause I am one of the naked ones)I practically never stop. I also pay for all my gas at the pump. I never spend any time going into markets for any reasons.(usually well you know cause I am nude) *wink* |
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Sweet Pea
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posted 12-18-2001 04:17 PM PT (US)
You tell'em Gladrial!
LoL
When both my cars were actually running.lol I would pay at the pump too. Now I have notice that I have seen men hang out their car window at the ATM cause they didnt get close enough then look back and smile as if we are going to be more patient because they smiled. Men also get pissy and hog the ATM machine when they dont get the correct reading they want to see. Instead they see "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS" (Someone needs to budget their money better eh!) |
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Echo
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posted 12-19-2001 12:50 AM PT (US)
Ok due to the fact that I am a woman and a driver I feel I can say that Yes Virginia....women are bad drivers! |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-19-2001 06:59 AM PT (US)
It is scary to think of young people hitting the road. Driving is so awkward at first. I think in general the males of a family get to try out the car earlier and sooner than the females do. When I first got going, I can remember doing stuff like forgetting the parking brake was on 3 hours later after driving all around town. And this is funny,at my high school re-union they all told in jest stories of how I skeered the pants off of them in drivers-ed class. "I didn't remember that at all." I thought I drove fine. :)
But once I got a car, I took off for the beach and got in lots of practise driving and that got rid of all the awkwardness of the past and I said "I got SKILLS!"  |
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