Gladrial
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posted 01-22-2002 10:56 AM PT (US)  
This just in...
NEWS UPDATE: Terrorists Multiplying in the Southeast U.S.
The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi would like to announce
that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become romantically
involved with the locals. The result was not pretty, and we now have the
sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS.
So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are
hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have
identified the following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed
Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
I take no credit for making up the news...It all comes to me in my e-mail.
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