posted 01-30-2002 01:57 PM PT (US)
"I bought some instant water, but I don't know what to add"
"Last night somebody stole everything in my apartment and replaced it with an exact replica. I said to my roommate, 'can you believe this?' and he said, 'Do i know you?'"
"Last night when I tried to open my apartment I mistakenly used my car key. And the building started up! So I drove it around for a while...then parked it on the freeway and told everybody to get the hell out of my driveway!"
"I got a humidifier for Christmas and I bought a dehumidifier too. I put them in a room together and let them fight it out"
He's funny, but sadly only had so much material then ran out of gas.