posted 02-27-2002 07:12 PM PT (US)
...Ouro's bird to talk (and if I lived down the street from him), I would sneak into Ouro's house whenever he left, and teach the bird to say the following:
At the sound of car keys:
"Liquor store AGAIN, ya lush???"
At the sound of the bathroom door closing:
"Human Poop Emergency!!!"
At the sound of the closet door opening:
"You're not going out in THAT, are you??"
At the sound of the phone ringing:
"That's the pizza place. You owe them BIG bucks."
At the sound of the doorbell:
Any of you have more ideas? heheheh