posted 04-26-2002 10:35 PM PT (US)
Butter Up The Badger
"...Maybe a magazine. The kind they don't sell in Utah. The kind that costs about $25.00 an issue, and has about 20 super-glossy pages. The kind that doesn't necessarily make it to the newsstand every month because it's hard to pay the printers. And because the neighbors complain about the strange noises they hear coming from your apartment all hours of the night. And because the cops show up and ask questions about what you're doing with the badger, the electric shaver, and the tubs of butter. And because it's not legal to keep badgers as housepets....."