posted 05-23-2002 04:40 PM PT (US)
First we have Ouro, our blond leader, established in the chat almost as much as Holly who has taken a liking to staring at his webcam intently with a 'Where are you people and why aren't you updating' kind of glare on his face.
Then we have our hair goddess, the beautiful Gladrial, our elf queen, our lady of good cheer. Her latest trend is closeups, we get to admire that her skin is indeed perfect and her hair (what we can see of it) is as stunning as ever. Tell me our hair goddess hasn't misplaced her body in the heat of America's sun?
And following close behind is our music god King Dietman. You could mistake him for a CD cover but the real Dietman is not rectangular with a metal band written accross his face. Truly!
Ahhh and the badboy of camchatting has turned philosopher. Thats right, our own Supa has taken to entertaining our camchatting deities with profound and mind boggling statements. In an interview with this sage he revealed to me that his plans to establish the cult of 'Supa Statements' has been going well and to email him if you want to join. Apparently you get a picture of him posing as Aristotle if you email in the next seven days!
This news just in, Battleangel is MIA, last seen buried beneath the weeds in her garden. A specially trained squad of weed zappers who can wade through a rainforest in a single bound are being sent in but if anyone has any news about this popular member of camchatting please call 0900 BAgoteatenbyaplant.
The camchatting monster has been very hungry lately and has gobbled camchatters Doozy, Froggy, Flarpo, Sweetpea and Miss Nugget. The dieters of the page are trying to convince him to cut down on eating our camchatters and instead restrict himself to campics of strange men and their stranger peni. So far the only result is Kat's lost a hand in the effort (Hey is that where Glad's body went?).
And to our sad news bulliten of the day, rumours abound that Snowvite has been melted to make coffee, can someone please call to confirm the truth of this rumour?
Oh no! We're running out of time ladies and gentlemen! And to finish up, fish were protesting outside Buckingham Palace against the the destruction wrought on their numbers by a deity calling himself KrAzEy! Also the report is in that zombie was fired for not taking his responsibilities as the living dead seriously by terrorising camchatting members. That position is now interviewing.
Thats all for today folks, stay tuned for the auction of Kat's PJ's and the live feed into Ouro's house as he is held down and shaved by the fashion police.
This is Camchatting roving reporter Suzy Snozzle signing off.