posted 08-19-2002 04:50 PM PT (US)
You keep us going you nut,
with your poetry so fine
and sense of humor devine,
your stories of threesomes galore,and visits to the sex store.
We like Crysnia's steaming cam
and without it we would be blue;
we like your lace bra
and your purple top too
We like to watch your hair dry,
and watch you eat cherry pops
Yeah, pretty much we think ,
Crysnia cam is tops!
And your poetry of course we could
never outdo, but we wanted you to know
we are crazy about you.