posted 09-05-2002 09:07 AM PT (US)
It's going to be a rotten day??
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting in your
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
7. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
9. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
10.Your car horn goes off accidentally & remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
11.Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
2.Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
13.The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
14.You wake up and your braces are locked together.
15.You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
16.You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
17.Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
18.Your income check bounces.
19.You put both contact lenses in the
20.Your pet rock snaps at you.
21.Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.