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Topic: Dang! check out this...letter from Santa...
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Gladrial
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posted 11-25-2002 09:09 PM PT (US)  
Dear Friends:
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Sincerely,
Santa Claus
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Ouroboros
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posted 11-26-2002 02:41 AM PT (US)
Good advice!Ugh, though - I hate the word "shit" - why do people use it? quote:
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.
I swear, it's positively repugnant.*Ouro wonders what Gladrial will get us all from Walmart this year....* ;-) |
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Gladrial
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posted 11-26-2002 08:25 AM PT (US)
Yeah, that is one word that I could stand to avoid. *Cecks list to see who was naughty and who was nice* hmmmm |
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Chatty
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posted 11-28-2002 07:14 PM PT (US)
NO SHIT !!!lol =op |
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Chatty
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posted 11-28-2002 07:15 PM PT (US)
And I forgot, I liked it Glad, it made me laugh !=o) |
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Ouroboros
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posted 11-29-2002 03:37 AM PT (US)
I bought my "sleep pants" at Walmart - and I'm quite happy with them.That's all that I can think of that I've bought at Walmart and liked, really. |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-03-2002 10:56 AM PT (US)
Um, I love saving money at Wal-mart on all kinds of things. I buy microwave popcorn, toilet paper, deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, creme rinse, gummies, candy, bubble gum refills for our gum machine, soap, detergent, fabric softener and other household cleaners and save a lot of money. I love the Mary-Kate and Ashley clothes they carry for Xena. I love to find casual clothes like sweats or pajamas there. I like the tops in the area for Juniors. I wear extra large in juniors. But I buy my jeans and shoes at the mall. Sorry, Wal-Mart. tee hee |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-05-2002 11:05 AM PT (US)
I was reading an interview with Fabio the lead singer of Rhapsody the other day and the interviewer asked him if he believed in Santa Klaus?
To that he said something like "I didn't when I was a kid but I do now..."I thought that was cool. |
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Kat
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posted 12-08-2002 01:26 PM PT (US)
I've been a baaaaad baaad girl.We don't have Walmart here, is it like a huge supermarket/department store or something? |
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Ouroboros
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posted 12-08-2002 02:57 PM PT (US)
Yes, and they are getting bigger.A bad girl, Kat? Did you take photos? Do you have my mailing addy? |
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Gladrial
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posted 12-08-2002 09:57 PM PT (US)
Kat has been bad? This calls for celebration. hehe |
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