So I leave Montreal for Quebec and I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall. As I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall... "Hi there, how is it going?"
I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to do so finally I say: "Not bad..."
The voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
Talk about your dumb questions. I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered: "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me!"