posted 04-15-2004 07:35 AM PT (US)
"Support John Ulmer for your state representative! House Republic Denied Debate on Marriage Amendment Denied.
Chairman of the House Rules Committee gives House Joint Resolution 6 a commitee hearing..."
I have no idea what any of this means folks. Nor do I care. But every week I get a kind of big, fucking, post card thing filled with shit like this along with a picture of John Ulmer. He looks as if he might be saying something like "We can do it now, buddy! The ball is in our court." I guess this goof-ball wants me to vote for him or support queers in the military or vote him out of office or whatever. He also includes a laundry list of all the uninteresting shit he's done while in office.
This would be cool if he was like a mad scientist giving me the low-down on his secret expieriments but its not.
"State Senator Brandt introduces State Senate Resolution 7 to the Senate"
Yeah, and I think instead of flushing shit down the toliet you should take it out and eat it. Vote for me. I guarantee my vote in return. Btw could you please stop sending me the giant post cards that take up the whole fucking mailbox with a picture of your face. You look like a retardo. Thanks.