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Topic: 9 Things I Hate About Everybody
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sandri
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posted 04-20-2004 07:05 PM PT (US) 
. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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Ouroboros
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posted 04-23-2004 07:12 AM PT (US)
Some of those are funny and so true! |
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zzilly14
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posted 04-23-2004 07:16 PM PT (US)
I've read those before, they're hilarious - and they make some sense. LoL. But the person who wrote it sounds pissed off at the world, lol! |
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zzilly14
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posted 04-23-2004 07:17 PM PT (US)
*when I say "person who wrote it sounds pissed" I don't mean sandri but the original author of those statements. Just wanted to clarify :) |
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Ouroboros
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posted 04-25-2004 11:36 AM PT (US)
D'oh!When properly stated, one of those expressions makes much more sense: "He wants to eat his cake and have it too." You can't eat it and still have it; if it eat it, it's gone. |
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rebel76
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posted 05-26-2004 12:08 PM PT (US)
I got a come back for one of those "LIFE IS SHORT" It is if you look into how long death is. |
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rebel76
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posted 05-26-2004 08:37 PM PT (US)
10. this is a goodin, "Your standing in a phone booth with the PHONE IN YOUR HAND!!! AND A GUY TAPS ON THE GLASS AND SAYS 'ARE YOU USING THAT PHONE'. Ok say your a guy and you walk into the store because your wife wanted you to pick up some tampons and you say "I need some little, skinny, tampons for my daughter" and the casheir says "You must be the father" then you say"NO I AM SO SICKO FREAK WHO IS DOING THIS JUST BECAUSE HE HAS TIME ON HIS HANDS." |
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